11
Apr
08

Definately (not) Perfect

Wakidjan begitu terpesona dgn permainan piano Nadine. Sambil bertepuk tangan, ia berteriak, ” Not a play! Not a play!”

Nadine bengong. “Not a play?”

“Yes. Not a play. Bukan main.”

Tukidjo yang menemani Wakidjan terperangah, ” Bukan main itu bukan not a play, Djan.”

Your granny (Mbahmu). Humanly I Have check my dictionary kok (Orang saya udah periksa di kamus kok). Lalu berpaling ke Nadine. “Lady, let’s corner (Mojok yuk). But don’t think are nots (jangan berpikir yang bukan-bukan). I just want a meal together.”

“Ngaco kamu, Djan,” Tukidjo gemes.

“Don’t be surplus (jangan berlebihan), Djo. Be wrong a lottle is OK toh?”

Nadine cuma senyum kecil. “I’d love to, but……”

“Sorry if my friend make you not delicious (maaf kalo temen saya bikin kamu jadi ga enak)” sambut wakidjan ramah.

“Different river, maybe (lain kali barangkali). I will not be various kok (saay ga akan macam-macam kok).”

Setelah Nadine pergi, Wakidjan menatap Tukidjo dgn sebal. “Disturbing aja sih, Djo. Does the language belong to your ancestor? (Emank itu bahasa punya moyang loe)”

Tukidjo cari kalimat penutup, “Just itchy Djan, ’cause you speak English as delicious as your belly button.” (Gatel aja , Djan, soalnya kamu ngomong Inggris seenak udelmu dewe)

Wakidjan cuma bisa merutuk dalam hati, ” His name is also effort.” (Namanya juga usaha)


8 Responses to “Definately (not) Perfect”


  1. 1 Alpien April 14, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    Hmm,,
    you are is so gundul,,

  2. 2 4d3uny April 17, 2008 at 4:55 am

    mbingungi….

  3. 3 don45 April 18, 2008 at 8:58 am

    Kalo mau buat dialog yang bener dong yang baca bingung tuh

  4. 4 auliaziz April 19, 2008 at 6:00 am

    oaalah, no smoking…. kvdsfnbdf;snm;lsndb

  5. 5 andy April 21, 2008 at 3:05 am

    waduh bingung amat………………

  6. 6 prihandini April 26, 2008 at 4:15 am

    sumpah dion garing banget blog mu.

  7. 7 Berly "Funeral Remain" ex. Navicore May 8, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    Shutdown your TELEVI-SHIT !! And listen our blessing soul made with half-agony and despair …
    ————————————————————————————————————————
    DRAIN YOU

    One baby to another says -
    I’m lucky to have met you
    I don’t care what you think
    Unless it is about me
    It is now my duty to completely drain you
    I travel through a tube
    And end up in your affection

    Chew your meat for you
    Pass it back and forth
    In a passionate kiss
    From my mouth to yours
    I like you

    With eyes so dilated
    I’ve become your pupil
    You’ve taught me everything
    about a poison apple
    The water is so yellow
    I’m a healthy student
    Indebted and so grateful
    Vacuum out the fluids

    Chew your meat for you
    Pass it back and forth
    In a passionate kiss
    From my mouth to yours
    Sloppy lips to lips
    You’re my vitamins
    I like you
    ————————————————————————————————————————
    “We play this f**k’in great song at UNESA Campus, 26 Nov 2007
    Written by Kurt Cobain
    Arranged by Nirvana

    And this song from David Bowie
    but, has not been played cause we don’t have a suit vocalist

    WHERE DID YOU SLEEP LAST NIGHT

    My girl, my girl, don’t lie to me,
    Tell me where did you sleep last night.

    In the pines, in the pines,
    Where the sun don’t ever shine.
    I would shiver the whole night through.

    My girl, my girl, where will you go?
    I’m going where the cold wind blows.

    In the pines, in the pines,
    Where the sun don’t ever shine.
    I would shiver the whole night through

    Her husband, was a hard working man,
    Just about a mile from here.
    His head was found in a driving wheel,
    But his body never was found.

    My girl, my girl, don’t lie to me,
    Tell me where did you sleep last night.

    In the pines, in the pines,
    Where the sun don’t ever shine.
    I would shiver the whole night through.

    My girl, my girl, where will you go?
    I’m going where the cold wind blows.

    In the pines, in the pines,
    Where the sun don’t ever shine.
    I would shiver the whole night through.

    My girl, my girl, don’t lie to me,
    Tell me where did you sleep last night.

    In the pines, in the pines,
    Where the sun don’t ever shine.
    I would shiver the whole night through.

    My girl, my girl, where will you go?
    I’m going where the cold wind blows.

    In the pines, …the pines,
    ……… sun,
    ……….shine.

    I shiver the whole, night through!

    ——————————————————————————————————————-

  8. 8 Wisnu May 28, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    goblok-goblokan nich ceritanya…

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